A Satisfying Acrostic Experience

Hi there! It's me, Dob, and I'm delighted to bring you our second straight acrostic collab, this time by me and the marvelous kaybartplays! Kay is a great constructor and solver of both American-style and cryptic puzzles, along with being one of the best eggs around. You can find her other puzzles on her blog and go follow her Twitch channel. I can't believe I was lucky enough to work with her on a puzzle. Here's what she has to say...

"Acrostics are a super fun thing to collab on, not least of all when your collab partner is Dob. We had a great time writing clues for a very funny quote by a very funny [redacted], and we hope you agree and enjoy!"

A big thanks to Joe for the test solve and unintentionally giving us the title. Go solve all of his cryptics here!

As always, if you solve it, stream it, like it, or hate it, I'd love to know, so consider leaving a comment below or emailing us. Thanks and hope you enjoy!

[Fullscreen solve] | [jpz file]

Note: this is only solvable online using Crossword Nexus or locally in XWord, which you can download here.